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| Friday, December 3rd, 2004 | | 6:31 pm |
World of Warcraft, why have you decided to take over my life and every thing I think about? | | Sunday, October 31st, 2004 | | 12:36 am |
| | Friday, October 22nd, 2004 | | 4:47 pm |
Need HELP... QUICK!!!!!!!
I need help quick... On Sunday, I will be going to the Red Sox game 2 World Series. I have a bunch of poster boards that I bought and already have some ideas I'm working on, but I kinda want to make one for every player or have a couple of clever ones made at least. Does anyone have any ideas out there on signs I could make... Please help fast, running out of time... =) | | Thursday, October 21st, 2004 | | 7:28 pm |
RED SOX RED SOX RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit pretty much sums it all up, Red Sox win in 7, overcoming a 3-0 deficit to the Yankees... Well, a couple things, it's about time, those fucking yankees and their arrogant fans, and don't forget Jeter and his stupid round little face. But, I said from the beginning of the season that if the Red Sox go to the World Series, I am going. About a month and a half ago I signed up for every contest known to man to get me to the world series. This morning I received an email from Redsox.com with the subject line: "World Series Ticket Opportunity - Congratulations!" My heart instantly dropped and I opened the email and read on: Dear Bill, Congratulations on being selected for the opportunity to purchase tickets for a World Series game that may be played at Fenway Park. We have taken extensive measures to ensure that as many different fans as possible have the opportunity to purchase these highly sought after tickets. This first-come first-served online opportunity begins at 12 NOON on Thursday, October 21 and ends at 6 p.m. (10/21) Holy shit, I got a chance to buy tickets to see the Red Sox play in the World Series, and I can buy them right from Fenway. I was planning on going through Ebay and paying an arm and a leg for them (around $1500 for bleacher seats), but instead at 12noon I purchased 2 tickets for Sundays Game 2, sitting in the grandstand Row 5, for $140 each... I am so FUCKING excited right now.... | | Thursday, October 14th, 2004 | | 8:37 pm |
Onstarred!!!
Onstar conversation that wasn't used in the commercial (parody): Found this online, though this was hilarious, pinpoints the guy immediately... OnStar: Hello, OnStar. Customer: Hi, I have a problem. OnStar: How can I help, sir? Customer: I’m…umm…27, and still a virgin. OnStar: How old are you really, sir? Customer: Twenty-nine? OnStar: Sir? Customer: Thirty-six. OnStar: [partially off mike] Holy shit! Customer: [muffled crying] OnStar: OK, sir, I need you to stay with me and listen very closely. I’m going to ask you some diagnostic questions to pinpoint the problem. Do you own action figures? Customer: Yes. OnStar: And if your Grakthorian Troll with +12 charisma and 170 hit points were to be attacked by a gelatinous cube, what would you do? Customer: I would don my cloak of invisibility and bypass the cube to enter the dungeons of Dalagdon. OnStar: I think I know the answer to the next one, but they make me run down the whole list. Do you live with your mother, or a spinster aunt? Customer: Both. [weeping] OnStar: And how often do you masturbate? Customer: What? Never! OnStar: Sir. Customer: Three times a day. OnStar: And do you look at anime comics while you engage in self-pleasure? Customer: How did you know? OnStar: Thank you for your patience, sir, I think we’re just about at a solution. What I’m seeing here is that you are going to have to pay for sex. Is this Visa you have on file with us good to use? Customer: Yeah, uh, it should be… OnStar: Sounds good. We’ll forward your payment info on to the dispatching office. Now, what I want you to do is drive 6.2 miles north to the corner of Laurel Avenue, and wait there for a “Miss Star.” She’ll be wearing a leopard-skin skirt and an OnStar jacket. She’ll take care of you from there. All right, I just sent the detailed directions to your on-board navigation system. Customer: Wow, thank you, OnStar! Maybe I can come thank you in person some time! OnStar: We’d rather you didn’t. | | 6:49 pm |
Just a reminder that EXTREME DODGEBALL is on tonight at 10pm on the Game Show Network!! | | Friday, October 1st, 2004 | | 6:16 pm |
Old POSTED@!!!@!
Ran across this entry in an old post of mine, figured I'd share it again with everyone... In case you haven't seen these before, Christopher Walken, some comedian will occasionally go on WAAF with a Penthouse Forum letter and replaces all the dirty words with something of the chosen topic, so I decided to do this, but replace all the words with terms referring to Magic. So here it is, let me know what you think.... By: Bill O'Donnell I never thought this would happen to me, I was playing at a card shop one day, and someone tapped me on the shoulder to ask me a question, when I turned around I couldn't believe my eyes, it was a woman, she was beautiful with the biggest pair of (bouncing beebles) I'd ever seen, the minute I saw her my little (ardent militia) instantly became an (army of allah) I should mention now that I'm hung like a (big furry monster) in fact i've got a quite a (boa constrictor) i thought I was gonna have to go home and (browbeat) but she said she had never done it before and she wanted me to (battering ram) her (castle) we went in the backroom and she immediately unzipped my pants, she must've been impressed because she let out a (battle cry) then she began to play with my (bull elephant) and fondle my little (caltrops) she was giving me my best (stalking bloodsucker) I'd ever had, she bagan to (choke) because my (acidic dagger) was hitting the back of her (cabal pit) so I zipped off her top and began to play with her (chaos orbs) then I began to (lich) her (air bladder) I still was hoping she wouldn't (rushing river) I couldn't wait I had to (probe) her but I didn't want to put on a (cloak of mists) still she insisted, so i put my (beast of burden) in an (aether barrier) i could feel my (angry mob) bouncing off her (abandoned outpost) she began to moan that she wanted my (chaos goo) and I let out (gerrard's battle cry) i bent her over to check out her (academy rector) but it looked like a (bubbling muck) so I put my (bone flute) back into her (abyss) my (bloated toad) was really buried in her (banshee) I couldn't hold back, she asked me, aren't you going to (juzam) finally i shot my (balm of restoration) all over her (dense foliage) after that she wanted to keep doing it but i said sorry honey (i'm all tapped out) Let me know, thanks... =) | | Saturday, September 18th, 2004 | | 1:24 pm |
Went to the pre-release last night at midnight for the midnight madness of Champions of Kamigawa... It wasn't that bad, except for the fact that I was up since 6am on that Friday for class. I ended up getting rid of all my trades from my trade binder and picked up a beta mox ruby. Left at 6am and it was a torrential downpour outside and I saw 7 accidents on the way home and even pulled over to help some guy who crashed into a wall, so I called 911 for him. I was super tired driving and probably shouldn't have been. I went to bed at 7:45 and woke up at 11:45 and got ready for work. Now, I work from 12-9 and I am exhausted and probably not making much sense. I just wanna sleep!!!!! | | Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 | | 5:48 pm |
Photos Galore
Stole this idea from Neicy18: Think of 3 pictures you'd like to see. Things around my house, or whatever.. something I can take a picture of easily! Have fun, and once I've gathered up all the requests, I'll make a post! So think of anything, make it fun...things you want to see around my house, around my city, things I can do, friends, anything...I want to make this interesting! Comment Comment Comment!!! | | Friday, September 10th, 2004 | | 7:13 pm |
| | Tuesday, September 7th, 2004 | | 1:20 am |
Ok, so that was no good...
So, I polled everybody on whether or not I should buy and XBOX and let me tell ya, you guys are no good because you couldn't give me a definate answer on whether to get one or not 5 yes and 5 no??? Thanks for your help guys, and I decided it would only be fair to get one anyway and check it out because afterall how can I disprove the yes's or the no's without trying it myself, so impulsively the other day I bought an XBox and I also bought Knights of the Old Republic, and LOTR: Return of the King. So far, ROTK is very addictive, and I'll get into KOTOR when I'm done beating that. XMen Legends comes out in a week which I'll be buying for XBox instead of PS2, and Fable comes out, which I'll wait until I beat XMen first.... So far, XBOX = A+ PS2 = A- | | 12:09 am |
| | Friday, September 3rd, 2004 | | 5:40 pm |
Question for everybody... Poll #345212 Xbox
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12 Is XBox worth buying, I already own a PS2, but should I also buy an XBox? Please give me some insight on why or why not, I'm so confused... Fable looks awesome but is it worth buying a whole system for that, x-men legends is coming out for both systems but is it gonna be significantly better looking on Xbox?? | | Monday, August 30th, 2004 | | 12:02 am |
Kerry for president, it's time for a "REGIME CHANGE" and that time will be in November. Donate $$ to KerryIf interested in joining as a volunteer just reply with you email and I'll send you a message through the website, everyone I bring in I get points for it and a nifty star on my account. Get out there and stir some shit... | | Thursday, August 5th, 2004 | | 1:17 am |
1am, lights out, no one around, and Doom 3 scared the hell out of me, I LOVE IT!!! It reminds me of the Doom2 days when a growling demon running towards me was frightening enough, but of course I was like 10 at the time. Fright is such a wonderful thing and it brings back so much nostalgia. | | Sunday, August 1st, 2004 | | 6:17 pm |
To lose your wings and fall from glory...
So, here is my current rant about something that's been discussed amongst so many people. Why is it that when a person finally gets a significant other, they give up on all other friends/hobbies they held before that person came along. What ever happened to a 2-side relationship with reciprocating understanding? I've had friends come and go, but losing friends to their own girlfriend is ridiculous. Also, in Magic's case, people quit all the time, but quitting because you're finally getting some pussy, that really sucks. There is a thing called having your own life and friends as well, everything doesn't have to be abandoned for that other person you meet. I have seen some good magic players quit the scene after finally getting a girlfriend, and it certainly is a shame to see them go. They possibly had a chance at earning money and shit playing, but they threw it all away for lust. It's funny because that girl will come and go, but when you get back into playing, you will suck 10 times more than when you left, and other girl will come along and you will quit again and ditch your friends... A recurring cycle of your own stupidity. I'm not saying that there shouldn't be some sacriices for your relationships, but don't give it all away, and turn your back on the people that have been there for you... Realize this, and that is your first step. | | 2:22 pm |
Has originality gone completely out the window? That's the only question I have for you... | | Sunday, July 25th, 2004 | | 11:30 pm |
So, I'm assuming that since nobody responded to my last post about the cookout (posted in the strategicknight community) that no one is planning on attending, is that safe to assume? BTW, it's been changed in time until about 4:30-5:00 | | Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 | | 11:45 pm |
IN VEGAS DRUNK!!! ON SOME COMPUTER THAT COSTS LIKE A million dollars an hour,. won big on b lack jack! woot pwned you all are posers.// MISE back to the drinking... | | Friday, June 18th, 2004 | | 1:04 am |
My new Red Sox Jersey I got for my birthday... AWESOME!!!  |
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